"So I was dating this girl for a year. We broke up last week."
"Sorry to hear that."
"We should meet up sometime. Catch up. Hang out."
"Sure. When we have time."
"I have plenty of time."
"I don't."
"Well, let's try to make it happen anyway."
"Sure."
"Hey, remember that time we... you know? Wasn't that great?"
"Is that what this call is for?"
"What? No. Of course not."
"Really? We haven't talked for over a year, and all of a suddenly, she leaves, and you're suddenly available to hang out?"
"No, it's not like that."
Click.
It's always like that. *eye roll* Love the click!
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